Rosie’s snooty wine decanter

Rosie brings in a swan wine decanter for red wine.

As she announces it, Greg points out that she has dropped her North East accent, and she responds by stating, in a posh accent, that “if Alan Shearer went to Eton, then so did I”.

She goes on to claim that not many people have red wine decanters, and that often, when she goes to friends’ houses, they just pour her red wine from the bottle, making her think (in a snooty way) “You haven’t got a decanter”.

When Greg asks her if she has a decanter, she proudly announces that she actually has three.

Greg initially can’t make his mind up whether the red wine decanter or Fatiha’s Swiss chocolate is the least snooty, but when Fatiha mistakenly says that the chocolate is “made in Swissland”, Greg announces “And that, my friend, is the final nail in the coffin”.

Rosie earns 2 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)