Concetta takes the opportunity to vent at her ex

Concetta starts by calling the lamb a “big idiot” and mocking its mismatched ears.

She eagerly moves on to the doll, calling it “a stupid little bitch” and comparing its pearls to Dame Judi Dench’s before finishing with “We know you love to get fucked.” Seeing Pete’s image, she declares that mullets are normal now, and that it’s not funny to wear a mullet wig.

When the mannequin appears, she jokes that it’s her ex, criticises him for wearing a top she’d bought him, and adds “you’re bad at sex.” To the man in the next cubicle, she shouts “You fuck!” and accuses him of dressing up like her ex and being one of the bad guys. As soon as the whistle blows, Concetta apologises to the man.

In the studio, when Tom Gleeson sarcastically grills her on her “witty word play”, she takes his feedback at face value and asks him why he’s being so nice to her.

Concetta’s average response time is 12.4 seconds, which earns her 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)