Pete becomes very uncomfortable

Pete begins the task with enthusiasm, referencing an Australian lamb advert from the late 1980s by claiming that he’d rather date Tom Cruise than the stuffed toy lamb.

When the doll is revealed, he calls it creepy and implies that it’s ageing backwards like Benjamin Button. When his own image is revealed, he calls it a “fat fucker” and overly spray-tanned.

He gloats to the mannequin that he has a real working penis and scrotum, then tells the real man in the next booth that the mannequin is better-looking and younger. He eventually says that the man seems like a nice guy.

In the studio, when Tom Gleeson says that you can’t retract roast jokes, Pete admits that he’d found it uncomfortable. He then claims that he’d later taken the man to dinner and “blew him.” Rhys jokes that their disguise had worked.

Pete’s average response time is 13.8 seconds, and he earns 2 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)