Ernie and Bert argue in the affirmative

In the first round, Concetta and Mel quickly and rhythmically deliver their argument for the moot ‘Aliens exist’ by saying:

Aliens 100% exist. This is proven by Tom Cashman. Furthermore, look into his dead, beady shark alien eyes.

Tom Gleeson declares them the winners of the first round.

In the second round, they argue for the moot ‘We look silly, strapped together’. They move quickly and slightly struggle to reach the microphone in time. Their argument becomes:

Ah duh. Look at us. Have you ever seen two crazy hot ugly women? No. We are looking psycho.

Tom also declares them as the winners of the second round, so they win the task and earn 5 points each.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)