The Muppets argue in the negative

In the first round, the team attempt to argue against the moot ‘Aliens exist’. They initially struggle to agree which direction they should be rotating in, but they then build momentum. Their full argument becomes:

Tom Cashman is not an alien. He is an rat-bastard. Yeah! He doesn’t even shower. Aliens don’t mix with others so they can’t.

Tom Gleeson declares the other team the winners of the first round.

In the second round, they argue against the moot ‘We look silly, strapped together’. Rhys begins confidently, but things soon go downhill, with their argument becoming:

Now we are finally looking serious and this is the real us. I am me. Yes. Also um sorry we belted—aneurysm. Point made.

Concetta objects to Pete technically saying two words in a row. Tom Gleeson notes that they were doing well until all three of them had an aneurysm mid-debate, and he names the other team the winners of the second round.

The team of three lose the task and earn 2 points each.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)