Tim regrets not kissing a Swede

Tim initially takes the approach of asking Fred to say suggestive and embarrassing things in Swedish, including “I like to parade around in my little denim shorts” (thus coining the title of the episode). Unfortunately, this does not elicit any emotional response from the Swede.

He then starts asking Fred if he’s ever had certain kinky sexual experiences, including being handcuffed, whipped, smothered in chocolate, licked, or kicked (all “no”).

Fred also initially claims not to have been kissed, but then sheepishly admits that he has, after Tim insists he look at him while answering.

Tim then asks him to look at his lips, while attempting to flirt with him, just before Alex blows the whistle.

Back in the studio, Tim expresses regret that he hadn’t just “blown on his lips” and kissed him.

Alex reports that Tim was able to get Fred’s face to the shade of “Cherry blossom”, placing him second last in the task.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)