Anis sings about a potty

Anis' chosen item is a child's training potty.

He sings with no musical accompaniment.

On the 12th month
On the 24th day
I felt after dinner
That my stomach was upset
Ham, prince sausage, meatballs
And an almond in the porridge
The old man kissed my mother
But I don't think they saw me
Luckily, I found my potty
I was close to shitting myself

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)