Igor sheds some tears

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Igor begins by chopping onions. He then proceeds to sniff hot sauce off of the blade of the knife and wipe some of the chopped onion under his eyes. He finally resorts to holding his eyes open. He collects a total of 11 tears and earns three points.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)