Rob rolls in goose shit

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Rob hands Alex his coat and states “I’m gonna roll there”. He rolls down the track but soon begins to feel dizzy. As two joggers pass him, he shouts out “This is the future mate!”. He then comments about the fact that he is getting covered in goose shit. He has to stop briefly, he’s just had a big coffee, and he’s beginning to feel sick. He is then heard retching, and commenting that his head might explode. Once he reaches the edge of the track, he stands up, then leans and pivots himself over the metal barrier, landing flat on his back. Alex describes the manoeuvre as a “forward reach over-we-go with tumble pike, with a 6.2 difficulty”. Now on the grass, Rob gets back down on the ground and continues rolling towards the microwave. In the studio, Greg asks how long Rob took, and Alex responds only that the time is “irrelevant”. Rob is judged to have only taken 4 small steps. The “shitty sicky performance” from “Rob the Roller” earns him 5 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)