Richard multitasks for the mayor

Richard decides that he’s going to write a poem about Chesham for the mayor. He then sits down next to Peter to do so, and the pair sit in silence for quite some time.

Richard finally stands up in front of the mayor and reads his poem from a sheet of paper stuck to the front of his desk, while juggling three tennis balls.

Richard’s poem goes as follows:

One fine day to Chesham fair,
I ventured forth to meet the mayor.
Strong of jaw and fine of feature,
The King of Chesham, my new friend Peter
Pete’s on our list of crushes, in this town of boots and town of brushes.
Foes he has many, but he’ll just kick ‘em,
From Aylesbury, Chartridge, and High Wycombe.
Of Amersham, we don’t give two fucks.
Chesham, third biggest town in Bucks.

In the studio, Greg states that no-one gives a fuck about jugglers, and Alex claims that while over 30% of people can juggle, over 75% of people hate juggling.

Richard is rated 8/10 by the mayor, and he is awarded 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)