Greg moves around like Frankenstein's monster

When told that he can't bend at the waist or knees, Greg immediately also stiffens his arms, making life slightly more difficult for himself.

He carries the fish bowl around with him, rather than trying to bring the pellets to it.

He struggles to navigate through the door of the plastic dome, as he is both tall and completely stiff-limbed. While attempting to knock the can in the plastic dome off the top off the colander and into the fish bowl, his action actually causes it to tip the other way, and land on the floor.

He manages to avoid setting off the trip-wire in the living room, and knocks the entire can cleanly into the bowl.

He sets off the booby-trap in the caravan, losing all of that can's contents to the floor, but does manage to retrieve the full, large can of pellets from the lab by not opening the door too far.

In total, Greg retrieves approximately the same number of pellets as there are people in County Antrim: 23,292. He therefore earns third place in the task.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)