Dave's audible self-portrait
Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.
Dave is a little confused with the upside-down aspect of the task, initially. He also notes that “condiments have never been my medium”. Greg awards Dave third place because the sound that he imagines the condiment face is making gives him joy.
(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)