Angella’s syrupy cocktail

Initially, Angella wants to make something using rum, but she gives up because she can only think of rude things that rhyme with ‘rum’.

In the end, she makes a cocktail out of syrup and 7-Up, served in a cup. She attempts to make this look fancier by requesting that the process is filmed in slow-motion.

After Paul tastes her cocktail, she asks him if it reminded him of piss. Paul responds that he’s never drunk piss, but describes her cocktail as “delicious”.

Despite Paul stating that Angella’s cocktail was the best tasting, Jeremy awards her just 1 point, in part because it did not contain any alcohol.

Oddly, Jeremy does not award her a bonus point for the fact that her vessel rhymed.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)