Leigh’s blown cocktail

Leigh makes a cocktail out of cream, Jim Beam, and green beans (steamed with a clothes steamer), served using a machine (a leaf-blower).

He serves the cocktail to Paul by blowing it into Paul’s mouth with the leaf-blower, spraying it all over his face and clothes in the process. He then gives Paul a “top-up” by throwing another glass of the cocktail over Paul’s head.

In the studio, Jeremy comments that Leigh’s attempt was both funny and cruel. He awards Leigh 5 points for his cocktail, plus a bonus point for using a rhyming vessel (despite the fact that it was served in a cocktail glass; he must therefore have considered it to have been 'served' from the 'machine').

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)