Brynley hits a pineapple with a loaf of rye bread

Brynley immediately touches both the pineapple and rye bread before reading the task brief, so she has to use those items (commenting “Oh, nutsack!”, upon this realisation).

Unsurprisingly, the pineapple immediately breaks the bread in half, and she only manages to hit the fruit 1.98 metres on her first attempt. Upon making a second attempt, the pineapple travels 20cm less far.

After her official attempts are over, Brynley then grabs a different loaf of bread and the grape, and manages to hit it 17 metres, before running away.

Brynley comes in last place and earns just 1 point.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)