Madeleine writes a rousing anti-Western anthem for China

Madeleine also hits China with her dart.

Although also concerned about political tensions with China at that time, she goes in a little harder than Leigh did with her song.

Madeleine plays her backing music on a guitar, while Paul accompanies her on his keyboard, and repeatedly sings the word ‘China’ and ‘We’re the best’. The lyrics to her song were as follows:

Fuck the Western world, we’re China. (China.)
We’re in the Olympic finals for just about every sport.
We manufacture all your things,
from Apple watches to swimming rings.
Let's face it, you don’t make a thing.
We control the world's economy.
Fuck the Western world, we’re China. (China.)
Our population’s booming, despite our one-child policy.
We’re the biggest and the best,
We work harder than the rest.
To Donald Trump we’ll never pander.
We’ve also got pandas.
China. (China.)
China. (China.)
China, oh-oh. (We’re the best.)
China. (We’re the best.)
China. (We’re the best.)
China, oh-oh.
Oh, Chiiiiiinaaa whoa-oh-oh-oh. Yeah.

Madeleine earns 5 points for her catchy song and vocal gymnastics.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)