Guy traumatises his brother

Guy strips himself naked and climbs the tree, while Paul averts his eyes.

Guy then claims that his nakedness makes the tree sexy, as “I’m the sexiest man on TV Guide’s ‘Sexiest man on the box’, 2014”.

In the studio, Paul reveals how he, with his eyes closed, had had to help remove his brother’s underwear whilst he was up the tree.

Guy earns 3 points for his commitment to nudity in of a tree.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)