Madeleine panders to Jeremy’s particular interests

Madeleine dresses the tree as a New Zealand cricketer, while she dresses herself as an Australian bowler named “Brett Shane Brett” (the most Australian name she can think of).

She sets the scene by announcing that it’s the last ball in the match, and New Zealand need a 6 to win. She then bowls at the tree, which hits it for a 6, winning the match.

In the studio, Jeremy says that Madeleine had made a bold assumption that cricket arouses him, before admitting that it does and awarding her 4 points.

(Written by David Fuller and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)