Linda celebrates an emerald wedding anniversary

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Linda decides to present two different things, each tailored for one member of the couple. For Steffen, Linda writes a poem, and enlists Mark’s help while she delivers it. At various points in the poem, Mark covers Steffen’s eyes, and a male stripper comes out and dances for Inge. Linda’s tribute is all about the joke, as evidenced by her nonsense poem; it’s possible that she ad-libbed the poem while she was presenting it. Linda’s translated poem is as follows: “Dear partnership. At times you require different things. / I have written you a poem, sir, while your wife receives art. / A rose I saw slide off the exit. However, look at my eyeballs, Fenris. / The moral is: never slip in the eggshell – there’s a train arriving on the tracks.” Linda comes joint fourth.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)