Simon celebrates an emerald wedding anniversary

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Simon dresses as a dog, and – backed by a choir dressed as prisoners, in reference to Inge’s time working as a prison chaplain – delivers a comedic speech to the couple: “Dear Inge and Steffen. How impressive you are. Hunter soldier and elementary school teacher. A special force under extreme pressure and almost daily psychological torture – and Steffen was a hunter. Inge, I have worked in a nursery, kindergarten and SFO [after school care]. You are a greater hero than all hunter soldiers combined. Explained in a military jargon that you’ll understand, Steffen: children’s temperament ignites without warning. They are impossible to disarm, even after being fed fruit. As if that was not wild enough, you both became pastors. At Soro in Muke Bjergby and Kirke Brandrup, just in the vicinity of Hogwarts. Inge, as a prison chaplain, you told me that you strike a blow for humour in a harsh environment. In harsh environments it’s good to make room for humour. It warms my comedian heart. I talked to the prison choir before the show. One of them said, “I only sold drugs for fun.” I should explain that they love Kim Larsen [long-popular singer songwriter], so I would have them humming Kim Larsen, but there’s something about copyright, and TV2...so it’s just “do do do”. Also, the real prison choir couldn’t make it, as they were busy being in jail. To this day, you still love each other and life. You go for walks with your labradoodle Pjong, named after a childhood dog. I am so fond of the two of you. So, once you're ready to replace him, I would like to step in as Pjong 3.” Simon earns joint fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)