Simon writes a ten word story

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Simon snakes around the course to give himself more time to write. As his story ends up being pseudo-autobiographical, Simon collapses to the ground once he crosses the finish line, leaving Mark to be the one to read his story. Simon’s story: “There was a man who ran a tour. He died.” Simon finishes in 36 seconds, and comes second.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)