Frankie becomes a naughty boy

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Before Alex has a chance to attempt to blow the task brief over with his breath, Frankie obliviously snatches it up in his hand and starts opening it. His 'impressive effect' involves him and Alex setting up ladders against the fence between the Taskmaster house and the golf course, and peeking over the top, waiting for a golfer to arrive and tee off for a round. As such a golfer is about the begin his swing, Frankie then blows a whistle to distract him, and the pair duck back down to hide behind the fence. In the studio, Greg admits to being impressed by "Frankie Boyle being a naughty boy", and Frankie states that "Everyone hates golf." He follows this up by saying that he's never really played the game, because he's not "trapped in a loveless marriage" (thus coining the episode title). Alex shares that Frankie's initial ideas had been to blow a whistle in a matinee or a church. After Greg begins to suggest that none of the contestants' attempts were good enough to warrant the award of 5 points, Frankie asks him whether perhaps he's just become "jaded with the concept of the show". Greg ultimately decides to award Frankie three points.

(Written by Karl Craven)