Frankie fakes his own death
Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.
Frankie's attempt takes the form of footage of the River Thames, with melancholy music playing over it. Footage is then shown of a handwritten letter, laid upon a pile of clothes, with Frankie's glasses on top. Frankie's voice is heard reading the letter, which goes as follows: "In a sense, no-one is to blame for this. In another, realer, sense, the British security services and the creative team behind the Antiques Roadshow are to blame. Farewell, Frankie." A small lifeboat is then seen passing Frankie's abandoned belongings on the river, before Frankie himself, wearing just his underpants and shoes, is seen climbing up the opposite bank, and running away. Greg decides to award Frankie first place for his faked suicide.
(Written by Karl Craven)