Sarah snatches defeat from the jaws of victory

After searching for a pen, Sarah grabs a lollipop from a jar of candy, and a bottle of blue liquor from the globe bar. Using the liquor as ink, and the lollipop stick as a pencil, Sarah writes down the order of the entire deck before her time runs out. Unfortunately, Sarah neglects to write down the suits of any of her cards – just the values. It’s not a complete disaster, as Sarah correctly guesses six cards (all of the ‘special’ picture cards). She therefore comes fourth.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)