Heino learns something

Heino debates using one of the larger goals, then rhetorically asks if there are any goals larger than the ones on the field.

He pulls out his phone and consults Google, reading aloud about the UN’s 2030 Sustainable Development Goals.

He notes that the conference at which those goals were decided took place in Zurich, which is 1,218km away.

He celebrates this ‘goal’ by putting on a pair of sunglasses and lying down next to the ball, posing confidently.

In the studio, Heino explains his logic: he ‘scored’ (acquired) knowledge of a lengthy goal (the UN 2030 goals).

Lasse is not having any of it, and Heino is disqualified.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)