Jesper gets his flirt on

Jesper decides that he wants to ‘score’ differently, leaning on the definition of ‘score’ relating to success with a potential sexual partner.

He proceeds to catcall a set of goals located far across the large field, complimenting its “nice sticks” and its “stockings” (presumably referring to the goalposts and the net).

Jesper then asks the goal out on a date, and cheers when it apparently accepts, celebrating by kicking the football (which actually would have gone into the smaller nearby goal, had he kicked the ball a bit lower).

He then runs over to the goal he scored with, and hangs from the top of it.

Jesper ‘scores’ his goal from 197 metres away, and therefore wins the task.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)