Steinar falls victim to his own need for tidiness

Steinar decides to make the pizza easier to throw, by rolling it up and fastening it with tape.

He places the oven by the hedge, and then attempts to throw the pizza into it from the middle of the garden. He does successfully land a throw, but then galls victim to his own need for tidiness, as he picks up some of the loose pizza debris from the ground and chucks that into the oven.

This second throw from just 30 centimetres is therefore the one that is counted, completely eradicating his previous, more impressive, attempt. He earns fourth place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)