Bård goes for a drive
Bård begins by staring vacantly at the task brief and the reel of string for quite some time.
He eventually mounts the reel to a pipe on an umpire’s chair, attaches the chair to a bannister, and then ties the end of the string to the back of his car.
He then drives away from the house, passing "three intersections, six pedestrian lanes, 48 parked cars, two gardens, and one terrified elderly lady."
On his journey, Bård manages to unravel 314 metres of string, earning himself first place.
(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)