Bård microwaves his clothes
Bård starts to open his shirt but then quickly disappears from the stage.
He is gone for about half the allotted time, and returns to the stage having put his frozen items of clothing in a backstage microwave, to try and thaw them faster.
However, this doesn't appear to have helped him much, and he finishes in the middle of the pack with 3 points.
(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)