Maria's forehead dildo

Maria brings a large, dark skin-toned dildo with a suction cup on its base, which she claims was gifted to her by her parents, for her birthday.

She says loves it because she can convince visitors to stick it to their heads (like a dildo unicorn horn), and the suction cup then leaves them with large marks on their foreheads.

She is awarded four points, on the basis that it is a bizarre gift to receive from one's parents.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)