Siri's paper towel dispenser

Siri brings a ‘Torky’, a paper towel dispenser that she say she had used to murder a goldfish, by holding it down in a sink with a paper towel.

The story she reveals about the incident is that she was trying to wash a fishbowl when it broke, leaving the goldfish wiggling on the counter.

She says she had panicked and decided put the fish out of its misery, rather than realising that she could have just popped it into a glass of water.

Atle awards Siri two points for her domestic horror story.

(Written by Nic Greyson and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)