Maria loses two toddlers

Maria starts by making fart noises, before asking if she can touch the children (intending to tickle them).

She then immediately starts losing confidence, and decides to go to the garage.

She returns with a rocking horse and a stuffed seal, but the kids remain stoic.

Maria then tries taking the kids out from their chairs to let them wander, but they are more interested in the camera crew.

She then tries hiding behind a curtain, which only makes the red-haired toddler leave the room, before falling down off-camera and crying.

Maria gives up after losing both children, and decides to never care for children again.

As her attempt wraps up, you can hear one of the toddlers laughing, off-screen.

Maria earns zero points.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)