Siri's velour sofa

Siri initially has a decoy piece of cloth in front of her, which she picks up before dramatically revealing a large brownish-purple velour sofa from beneath a much larger red cloth at the back of the stage.

She says that it was shipped from Denmark, and she had just picked it up earlier that day.

She says that it was discounted because of some damage, and that she therefore only paid 17,000 kroner (c£1,950) for it.

Siri earns second place, in recognition of the value of the couch.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)