Vegard and the tidiness system

Vegard spends almost a minute analysing the items before deciding to group things by how he feels about them.

Asked to define his system, he has no good answer and stammers a bit before declaring the task to be "idiotic".

Not all of his categories are mentioned, but some include: a drawer with light-related things (candle, matches, lightbulb); beauty and well-being/bathroom (hair ties); edible/things that should be in the kitchen (tinned beans, tinned spaghetti, banana); and things for the laundry room (pink felt and clothes peg).

It’s apparent that there is also a kids-toys related category with the chalk, yellow toy, pink brick, and plasticine, and a metal-things category including the radio, grater, and scale.

When prompted for the second time to name his system, Vegard goes with "keep it tidy and know where things are". Olli tries to snazz it up a bit by suggesting "the tidiness system", and Vegard seemingly agrees.

However, Atle dislikes the system, as it means that he would need to be able to get into Vegard’s head in order to find anything, which he describes as "impossible". As a result, Atle awards Vegard last place.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)