Bård's handful of dog poop

Bård starts off by bragging that he’s good at throwing things out, so claims that the task was difficult for him. He gets mocked by his brother, Vegard, for his boasting.

Bård explains that he was searching in the basement for something, and the only thing he was able to find was a small handful (3 pieces) of desiccated dog poop. He figures that it was from his youngest dog Elsa, whom he says has been brain-damaged since birth.

He claims that there is almost no difference between the poop and the portrait of Vegard. However, as he’s brought in actual shit, Atle awards Bård just one point.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)