Maria's protein powder

Maria brings a massive bottle holding 1 kilogram of protein powder, which she says she had originally bought with the hope of getting fit (which she never did).

She says that it lives on top of a cupboard in her kitchen, prompting guests to ask her about why she has such a massive amount protein powder, and that she is tired of having to defend it.

Atle asks if anybody else on the panel would like to win it, and isn’t particularly surprised when Calle indicates that he would.

Atle awards her four points.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)