Maria's secret ping pong skills

Maria stands in a strong pose and holds her ping pong paddle out in front of her.

She starts off by hitting her balls upwards, rather than forwards, as they fall. She then hits a few forwards, and has relatively decent coordination, hitting a good number of balls.

She has to shake egg off of her paddle at several points.

She finishes the game with the bottoms of her trousers visibly covered in egg, but also with 14 points, which earns her first place.

(Written by Nic Greyson and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)