Stephania invents the Lasse App

Stephania begins her pitch by stating that, in recent years, Denmark is no longer consistently rated the happiest country in the world, and she wants to change that.

She has therefore invented the Lasse App: an app which uses various audio clips of Lasse Rimmer to invoke various emotions in the user.

Stephania claims that the app helps to combat anxiety, depression, and stress.

She plays the example clip for ‘Reassuring’, which is just the audio of someone (purportedly Lasse) breathing.

Lasse is alarmed, as he believes it really is him in the recording.

Stephania then plays the ‘Validation’ clip, which is a recording of Lasse saying “Good solution!”.

Finally, she plays the ‘tiresome’ clip, which is just an audio clip of ‘Lasse’ snoring.

The other categories shown on the phone’s screen are ‘Angry with Mark’, ‘Humane’, and ‘Encouraging’.

Lasse awards Stephania third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)