Mel’s disembarkment parachute

Mel asks Jeremy what the worst thing about flying is, and he responds that he thinks it’s the cramped space and the food, neither of which are the answer Mel is looking for. She personally thinks it’s the part after you’ve landed, and you need to awkwardly get all your things and travel through customs.

She claims to have brought in something which bypasses all of this end of flight admin, which is a parachute. She feels it’s a more fun way to disembark, but points out that you’re not allowed to use this solution under “the current, flawed system”.

She earns just 1 point.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)