Karen’s clean piece of lino

Karen begins by observing how since there were now more non gender-specific public bathrooms, and she had switched from using the “triangle person” toilets to the gender-neutral ones, she’d noticed that those bathrooms were generally now more of a mess.

For her prize submission, she therefore brings in a piece of clean and hygienic floor linoleum.

Jeremy instantly admits that he really wants to piss on it.

Karen earns first place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)