Bubbah’s welcome mat

Bubbah prefaces the presentation of her prize by acknowledging that it was only her second choice, because her friend wouldn’t give her the umbilical cord from her child’s birth.

She instead brings in a blue welcome mat.

Dai comments that the blue feels very hygienic, and Karen points out that it would be difficult to get piss out of it.

Bubbah earns second place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)