Karen’s poetic break-up

Karen writes a poem, with some rhyming assistance from Paul, and she gets him to film her reading the poem with his tablet. The poem reads as follows:

Despite us getting married today
I have something that I need to say.
Despite you being all that I want,
you now remind me of Comic Sans font.
You no longer make my hair feel bouffant.
Yes you are hot and sexy as hell.
We no longer fit. We no longer gel.
He really is the most marvellous man.
Never thought I could be straight, but now yes I can.
It’s Paul.

She then tears up a photo of her and Eilish, chews the piece with Eilish on, and spits it out.

She then has to email the video to her partner, so she asks Paul to airdrop it to her, and she tries to send the email with it attached.

Unfortunately, the internet signal apparently isn’t very good, and so the email doesn’t actually send until after her time has already run out.

She therefore earns last place in the task.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)