Dai drops his wife from the balcony

Dai creates a contraption on the balcony, consisting of two long sticks tied laying perpendicular to the railing, with some rope hanging off of them, reaching down to the ground below.

He places his golf bag wife Shashana across the sticks, telling her it’s just a seat for sunbathing.

He then starts talking to her about how they’ve been married for just days, even though it feels like weeks, and that he knows about the time they went on a camping trip and she had snuck into his brothers tent.

He says that they should therefore take a break, and have some time to themselves.

As Dai leaves, he says “See ya later, sucker!” before heading down the ground below the balcony.

Once there, he grabs the rope, says that it’s time for them to break up, and then yanks on it, causing the sticks to pivot on the balcony, and Shashana to plummet off to the ground below.

When she lands, her tennis ball eyes happen to be facing Dai, and he exclaims “She can see me!”, before running away from the scene.

He earns 2 points.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)