Ray’s extramarital affair

Ray is seen lying in a rose petal-covered bed, talking about how much he enjoys extramarital affairs, before it is revealed that he’s actually in bed with his best man, the fibreglass lion.

He comments that he’s glad the lion doesn’t mind that Paul is standing in the corner watching them, which the camera then pans around to show.

Ray also notes that a lion’s roar can be heard from 8 kilometres away, and that he hopes that no-one had therefore heard their extramarital affair.

His mannequin torso wife, Fanella, then appears at the door and peeks through, catching them in the act. Ray tells her that “it’s not what it looks like, unless it looks like I’m having an extramarital affair with a lion”.

Fanella leaves the scene, while Ray pleads for her not to go.

The scene then cuts to show Fanella falling off the balcony, and Ray regretting having an extramarital affair.

Ray is then seen in the study, where Paul approaches him with a copy of Fanella’s Will, revealing that she has left Ray NZ$1 million in debt. Ray yells out “Noooooo!”, before stating that it’s “the messiest break-up”.

His attempt ends with him stating that the moral of the story is that you should not have extramarital affairs.

He earns 4 points.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)