Ray incorporates ‘rabbits’, ‘Sagittarius’, ‘nap’, and ‘acquiesce’

In the first round, Ray’s chosen word is ‘rabbits’, so he starts making an acceptance speech for the “Burger Awards”, talking about his best burger which is made of “skunks, rabbits, deer, venison, pigs, and ointment”. Jeremy incorrectly guesses that the word was ‘burger’, so Ray survives the first round.

In the second round, Ray’s chosen word is ‘Sagittarius’, so he makes a speech accepting an award from the “Astrological Society”, noting that he is a Pisces, but also shouting out some other signs, including Aries, Sagittarius, Gemini, and Cancer. Jeremy incorrectly guesses that Ray’s word was ‘Pisces’, so Ray survives the second round.

In the third round, Ray’s chosen word is ‘nap’. He chooses to make reference to Mel’s previous speech, accepting the same award in Blenheim for all of the semen he’s drunk. He then mentions that he had “had a big sleep, a big nap” before he arrived, and that his arms are tired, before starting a new sentence word ‘pillow’ in it. This successfully tricks Jeremy, who incorrectly guesses that his word was ‘pillow’, so Ray survives the third round.

In the fourth round, Ray’s chosen word is ‘acquiesce’. His very short speech in this round is “Acquire, acquiesce, aquarium… These are just some of the words that come to mind as I win the Best Penis Award”. Jeremy incorrectly guesses that his word was ‘aquarium’, and so Ray survives the fourth round.

He then wins the task, after Mel fails to smuggle her own selected word into her speech. In victory, he transforms back into Cool Ray, putting his sunglasses on casually sitting with the other contestants with all of his trophies.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)