Christian’s brain is a no-show
Christian reads the task brief several times, and then admits that even after several readings he has no ideas.
A subsequent search of the shed does not bring him any sudden inspiration, and so Christian returns to the table of objects and reads the task a final time.
With his time running out, Christian then starts just throwing things at the wine glass.
He throws both buns, the rubber duck, the tennis ball, and the table tennis ball at the wine glass, and all of his throws miss.
He even attempts to throw the feather (and while his toe is actually over the line for this throw, it is not remarked upon).
After a short debate with himself, Christian decides to throw the drinking glass.
While it misses the wine glass, it still lands close enough that it bounces off of the ground and clips the wine glass with enough force to break part of it.
With a score of -35, Christian earns joint fourth place.
(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)