Sue considers making her own hole

Sue starts out using the herald’s trumpet, playing a loud note as she blows, but not actually moving the ball.

As she waits out her minute timer, she calls either herself or Alex an “absolute berk”.

When Alex informs her that her minute has passed, Sue looks around for the hole, asking Alex where it is. She notices several flags on the field, and runs around checking each flag.

At a loss, Sue picks up the barbecue fan and a crew member’s mug, asking if she can use that as her hole. As she explains her plan to Alex, Sue notices the real hole behind him.

She vents her frustration at Alex, calling him an “absolute anus” and a “prize anus”, and then picks up the panpipes, confirming with Alex that she’s allowed to use it however she wants. Alex confirms that this is the case, as long as it doesn’t touch the ball. Sue admits that she had forgotten that part of the task, and so tries to use the panpipes to blow the ball.

She quickly abandons the panpipes and, after waiting out her minute timer by playing them, puts on the welly.

Despite her intention to “waft” the ball, Susan blows it clear over the hole, but manages to land it on her next attempt.

Sue sinks her shot after 9 minutes and 32 seconds, and earns last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)