Tammy’s human offering

Tammy is the only contestant not to submit a picture.

She brings in what she calls a “human offering”, which Louis initially confuses for some sort of magic mushroom.

The shrivelled up thing Tammy has brought in – which looks somewhat like a used cigarette butt, but thinner – is actually the remains of the dried umbilical cord of her eldest child.

Tammy explains that she’s held on to the cord for 26 years.

Louis awards Tammy first place.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)