Mel duets with her misogynistic self

In her duet, one Mel is sitting at the desk in the study and playing the melodica, while the other Mel is wearing a brown coat and a hat.

The song starts off as a nice ballad, and then quickly turns into a rap. The lyrics are as follows:

[Mel]:
I like your hair.
And I like your eyes too.
You make me smile.
And you know that that’s true.

[Mel with hat]:
I’ve got to say that I love you too.
Here’s all the things that I love about you.
Oh, I love that you’re fit.
I love your tits.
I love that you don’t flinch when I send a dick pic.
Personality is nice, but your arse is nicer.
I’m going to inject you like the Pfizer.
Come on girl, let’s get to bed.
I’m so glad that you aren’t de-e-ed.
We love each other.
Love one another.
I don’t like your brother.
Love.
You can feel stuck.
Cos on one hand, I love you the way the way that you is.
The other hand, I just wanna cover you in…
A kiss.
Love.

In the studio, Jeremy comments “Who knew you had such a vulgar misogynist in you?”.

Mel earns 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)