Bubbah accuses Paul of cheating on her

Bubbah immediately complains that she hates the party, and throws some crisps.

She states that she’s never liked Paul, before aggressively shoving the cake in his face, causing his nose to click.

She then calls Paul a “Cheating bitch”, while squirting ketchup all over him. She then throws the present at him, angrily presuming it’s a ring, followed by the crisp bowl.

She then pours the contents of the punch bowl over Paul, and also throws the water cooler towards him.

She yells at Paul that he should replace all of the stuff she’s breaking, because the company has money but still underpays its employees.

She then knocks all of the items off of the filing cabinet and angrily sweeps everything off the table.

Finally, she knocks the whiteboard over and leaves the room, ripping down the bunting as she goes.

After the task is finished, she returns to the lab and asks Paul if he’s okay, before apologising, pointing out that it’s all an act to win the task, and professing that she loves him.

In the studio, Jeremy questions Bubbah about Paul having cheated on her. She claims that they used to sleep together and had “Sixty-nined at Scorpio”. Paul denies any knowledge of this sexual history, and asks her “Where is Scorpio?” (thus coining the episode title).

Bubbah earns second place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)